Time to Get Spoopy! (October 2015 Event) [COMPLETE]

[Thundo Puffs]

Greetings, friends and family, brothers and sisters in arms. I wish you a warm welcome to what used to be Land of the Elements. Alas, for it seems we are no longer safe from the rising conflicts between the skeletons and fuckboys. Last year we were fortunate enough to be spared, but this year will be different. 

Indeed, I was shocked to hear from Mr. Skeltal, the great leader of the skeleton army, that our site has become infected with an unknown number of fuckboys. I tried to assure him that no such thing could ever happen, that we, despite our meaty bones, were loyal to their regime.

"We are no fuckboys, sir," I told him, but he simply snooted me away with his mighty trumbone. 

I decided to visit one of my mentors, Skeletor, to ask of him how I should handle the situation, and I'm afraid no good news could come out of it. The result of the talk had me concluded that one of us is in fact, a fuckboy (gasp from the audience). Yes, that's right. Someone among us is a traitor. 

But who?

Well, there's only one way to find out, and it will take the help of all of you. 

A Brief History:

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Summary | 
Fuckboys have invaded Land of the Elements, and it will take all of us to stop them. However, it seems that the only reason they ever got in, was because one of us is one! In order to prove your allegiance, you must fight and prove your innocence. 

Method | 
For this event, every participating member will have their "Zahn Bar" set to zero. In replace of Zahn, the bar will be a measure of how many fuckboys you eliminate. How do you destroy fuckboys? POST! For every post you make, you destroy a set number of fuckboys in the process! Do not worry about your current Zahn. Everything will be put back to normal in one month's time.
If you're lucky, you may come across a fellow skeletal warrior in need of assistance. If you are the first to help said skeletons, they may send you a gift in thanks! More info on this down below. 

Outcome |
Whoever destroys the least amount of fuckboys will be deemed unloyal to the skeleton cause, and thus, be looked upon as the traitor and fuckboy. The one who destroys the most fuckboys will be hailed as a hero. Maybe something else will happen?

Rules | 
1. Double posting does not, and will not be counted.

2. Trust no one.

3.  Good luck, soldiers, May you have milk. Always.

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In order to participate in this event, you must fill out this application below: *Please note that your username will be changed in accordance to your skeleton name

Skeleton War Application:

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Skeleton Encounter:

If you happen to come across a skeleton in the forum pages, you'll find out that they will ask you to do something for them. What that something is depends on the individual skeleton and the situation. After encountering one, you will see a dialogue, as well as instructions on how to accomplish what the skeleton needs. In order to get credit for helping, you will have to type a certain keyword or phrase in this topic. Again, you will find out that phrase once you complete said tasks.
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If you have not already noticed, the event has a fair deal of inappropriate words and jokes. If you are uncomfortable with this event, feel free to say so, and I will do my part to make it more user friendly.

[Forest]

Name: Foro Foro Fab-Fab
Skeleton Name: Boneanna
Date: The third of Halloween
Spook: 10 spook
Preferred Position: Skelly battlefield
Favorite instrument: C
Rank: Hella Rad
Milk: Yes
Weapon: Left femur
Why do you want to join in the Skeleton War: Work out the legs


(I was wiggling and laughing the entire time man this is genius xD)

[Thundo Puffs]

Enjoy Skeleton Hell, Boneanna!

-Accepted

Now get out there soldier!

[Rain]

Name: Rain le Rain
Skeleton Name: Calcium-rich Rattle-bones
Date: 4th of Spoopy
Spook: Holy shiz knee-caps, 10 spooks
Position: Skelly Sea Force
Fav Instrument: ..... http://2new3.fjcdn.com/comments/5607537+_729a6a493a8e2bc1f70631b5bf6c162a.webm
Rank: Stealth Master
The milk: CALCIUM!
Weapon of choice: Left Femur
Why I'm joining: I want to clear out the world of Fuckboys, and bring good bones and Calcium to my people.

[Rain]

I am sorry for this terrible act of double posting, and I am sorry for not waiting for you accepting. But fuck me, you're not awake when I am.
Anyway
I HAVE FINISHED VIT-AMON-STEVE'S REQUEST, AND HANDED OUT THE POSTERS
THE SECRET PHRASE, IS:
BUY SKELETON WAR BONDS

[Thundo Puffs]

IT HAS ONLY BEEN THE FIRST DAY OF THIS EVENT AND YOU ALREADY FOUND IT

Jeeeeez.... I need to make things harder... Just for everyone's information, Vitamin Steve is the only hidden skeleton on the site at the moment. I plan to add more skeles later.

Anways, good work soldier! I have just informed Mr. Skeltal of your good deed, and he seems very pleased. He told me that he suspects you of being a fuckboy much less now! This narrows the list down... but beware, you still have to prove yourself!

For your service, I award you with ten bonus points! You have also gained an alley, Vit-Amon-Steve! Maybe something else will come of this?

[Forest]

You need to allow things... Harder? I see...

Let's make panties drop.

[March]

Name: Marchy's booty is really fine
Skeleton Name: Lateabone
Date: 4th of sexy bones
Spook: 10
Preferred Position: Skelly Airforce
Favorite instrument: TromBONE huehuehue
Rank: Pretty sick
Milk: Hella, bruh
Weapon: Axe body spray
Why do you want to join in the Skeleton War: Work out the legs

[Thundo Puffs]

And so a third soldier jumps on the bandwagon! Welcome, Lateabone... and goooood luck... huehurheurheu

[Forest]

Finally, the thug grandpa has joined our forces xD

[Rain]

About time. xD
Need more people though. Jeez, where everyone gone off to?

[March]

huehuehue I joined quite late. Expect every damn place to be filled with my posts.... MY candle WILL CONQUER!

[Forest]

Huehuehue good luck with that Lateabone

[Rain]

Truly. Good luck. You'll need it.

And dat profile picture is messes up, Foro xD
It's all over your text

[Forest]

FOOL! I am well aware.

Fab game too strong.

[Rain]

[Thundo Puffs]

Your enthusiasm for this contest is scaring me, Rain...

We truly are... in skeleton hell...

[March]

Ueah. We're going all out... Or at least Rain is.

[Rain]

You have just about barely stepped into hell.
The road ahead is no better.

[Thundo Puffs]

I have been moderating (or trying to) moderate the forums.... and I, Spoopy Puffs... have noticed something unsettling...

Mutiny...against me... *laughs*

Ohhh my subordinates, do you really suspect ME of being one of those accursed fuckboys? Ha! You petty fools. You do not know the amount of power I hold in this war. I shall show you... I shall show you my true power!

[Luna]

Name: Drop-DEAD Gorgeous
Skeleton Name: Deady Skelly
Date: 4th of Spoopy
Spook: 10 spooks
Position: Battlefield
Fav Instrument: ... TromBONE
Rank: Stealth Master
The milk: Yes
Weapon of choice: Sword
Why I'm joining: Cuz imma warrior

[Thundo Puffs]

A new soldier joins the lines of duty! Welcome, Deady Skelly...

Pick up your sword and fight for the skeleton army. Our fate depends on it.

[Luna]

My name is Lunatic Skelly not Deady Skelly, sorry

[Robin]

I would join but I'm hideously behind and hate losing, so have fun~

[Rain]

I guess this is pretty much over, but oh well. xD

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