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○ Spring has arrived
○ Miyuki's butt is on fire. Someone go check her den to see if she's okay.
○ Forest and Rain had their second litter of puppies, and someone familiar who went missing for years has made their appearance shortly after their birth. How mysterious...
○ Welcome, new members, Bloodless and Chance!
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Season: Early Spring
Time: 7:00 AM
Weather: The sky is a pretty clear blue; no clouds to be seen. The air is crisp and full of promise.
Temp: 17ºC 62ºF.
Mating season: No.
Birthing Season: Yes.
Kyklos = 3
Spirits = 1.
Pack: ♀ = 14. ♂ = 12..
Pack Rivals = 4.
Loners = 4.
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What Happens When I'm Bored (PG)
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What Happens When I'm Bored (PG)
A chicken is like a fillet of scarves. A toilet is like a collection of garbage. A camel is like a field of owls. Sitting is like bouncing on your underwear. A car is like an owl and a tree mixed together. Sitting in a car is like bouncing on your underwear while being inside an trewl. That's what I'm doing right now. A phone is like a compact version of a license plate. Typing is like being a lamppost. Typing on a phone is like stapling the license plate of your trewl onto a lamppost. That's what I'm doing. And guess what my brain is going into brick mode because I'm a BLAUWK like that. Guess what my coat looks like a weasel who just got murdered by a blue octopus. Hey guys guess what my hair looks like a nest where a hawk just gave birth to a raccoon. Or maybe it looks like a broken piano. I'm not exactly sure since my eyes work like two dead bodies sitting on a plate at Olive Garden. What am I even talking about? I'm not sure because my hands have minds of their own. Minds like a giant squid that came out of minecraft. At least my dog is smarter than me. There's a garbage can on my screen. It looks like a skyscraper made out of slugs. That lightbulb looks like an inflated goat. My boots look like a bottle of hand sanitizer that fell from the sky and landed in Monte Carlo, and the soles look like Kim Kardashian. The gummy worm I'm eating looks like a truck driver from Sweden. Gustav looks like a Bauer hockey bag. At least he looks better than Patrick Kane.
Forest- Posts : 1211
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Re: What Happens When I'm Bored (PG)
I... I have nothing to respond with....
I can't even think clearly right now. ._. My brain hurts.
I can't even think clearly right now. ._. My brain hurts.
Thundo Puffs- Admin
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Join date : 2013-04-27
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Location : Ohio
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Re: What Happens When I'm Bored (PG)
We're always so creative when we are bored xD
I don't even know anymore…
I don't even know anymore…
Miyuki- Posts : 892
Join date : 2013-04-28
Location : I'm the stalker. I can't tell you.
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